Tuesday, October 21, 2008

i've compiled some jokes that ppl emailed me and i really think some are hilarious. there u go!

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'
Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'
Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'
Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'